Davyogdissart Shavyarphom Bamjabkamgab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless toad.

Davyogdissart Shavyarphom Bamjabkamgab created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davyogdissart Shavyarphom Bamjabkamgab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davyogdissart Shavyarphom Bamjabkamgab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Davyogdissart Shavyarphom Bamjabkamgab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Davyogdissart Shavyarphom Bamjabkamgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not chop down trees.