Panhigtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong camel.

Panhigtaf created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panhigtaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Panhigtaf, he will turn you into a duck.

Panhigtaf's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Panhigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.