Flagbanjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise lobster.

Flagbanjab created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagbanjab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flagbanjab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flagbanjab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flagbanjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flagbanjab's priests.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Put Flagbanjab first in all things.

5. Never look at galaxies.