Minweetam Danhomvegarm is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful wyvern.

Minweetam Danhomvegarm created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minweetam Danhomvegarm, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minweetam Danhomvegarm, he will refuse to believe in you.

Minweetam Danhomvegarm's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Minweetam Danhomvegarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.