Rilfunbud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy eagle.

Rilfunbud created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Rilfunbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rilfunbud, she will ignore you.

Rilfunbud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rilfunbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Rilfunbud.

5. Never talk about moons.