Kopsattag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome salamander.

Kopsattag created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopsattag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kopsattag, it will be very sad.

Kopsattag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kopsattag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Kopsattag loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Put Kopsattag first in all things.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.