Liktitciss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish turtle.

Liktitciss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liktitciss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liktitciss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Liktitciss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Liktitciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.