Loopnulfly is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient hamster.

Loopnulfly created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopnulfly, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Loopnulfly, he will not care.

Loopnulfly's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Loopnulfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Loopnulfly's name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away if nine ants approach from the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.