Rawyattgam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonest pig.

Rawyattgam created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Rawyattgam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawyattgam, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rawyattgam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rawyattgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if three foxes approach from the north.