Bellwanpig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever dragon.

Bellwanpig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellwanpig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bellwanpig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellwanpig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bellwanpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never sing near goats.

5. Always stare at clouds.