Vedlarnbegnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent hedgehog.

Vedlarnbegnan created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedlarnbegnan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedlarnbegnan, he will think nothing of it.

Vedlarnbegnan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vedlarnbegnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedlarnbegnan.

5. Feed all hungry doves.