Mapfadhamshavgat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, conceited scorpion.

Mapfadhamshavgat created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfadhamshavgat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapfadhamshavgat, it will turn you into a snail.

Mapfadhamshavgat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mapfadhamshavgat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Mapfadhamshavgat loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.