Cudsag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical squirrel.

Cudsag created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudsag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cudsag, she will turn you into a frog.

Cudsag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cudsag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six bats approach from the south.

3. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.

4. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.