Gutparknur is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent dragon.

Gutparknur created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutparknur, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutparknur, it will destroy your home planet.

Gutparknur's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gutparknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.