Armnak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent badger.

Armnak created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Armnak, he will turn you into a dog.

Armnak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Armnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs magenta.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.