Rigboptun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak manatee.

Rigboptun created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigboptun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigboptun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rigboptun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rigboptun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigboptun.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Rigboptun three times a day.

5. Put Rigboptun first in all things.