Vilhentarp Stipbapnar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful owl.

Vilhentarp Stipbapnar created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhentarp Stipbapnar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilhentarp Stipbapnar, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vilhentarp Stipbapnar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vilhentarp Stipbapnar's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Never sit in the presence of geese.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never skip in holy places.