Ruttkikgab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient salamander.

Ruttkikgab created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkikgab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttkikgab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ruttkikgab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ruttkikgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttkikgab.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ruttkikgab loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.