Farn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish dragon.

Farn created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farn, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not shave your chest.