Bellbesshaknurbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable crocodile.

Bellbesshaknurbap created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbesshaknurbap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bellbesshaknurbap, she will be very unhappy.

Bellbesshaknurbap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bellbesshaknurbap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the west.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Do not take Bellbesshaknurbap's name in vain.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not eat bananas.