Kabmatmegbasthimbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ruthless hippopotamus.

Kabmatmegbasthimbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabmatmegbasthimbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabmatmegbasthimbog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Kabmatmegbasthimbog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kabmatmegbasthimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if four sheep approach from the west.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. You must pray to Kabmatmegbasthimbog nine times a day.