Bumdubhab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring eagle.

Bumdubhab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdubhab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumdubhab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bumdubhab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bumdubhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bumdubhab.

3. Worship no other gods but Bumdubhab.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.