Migwadsangan Likbopbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, able meerkat.

Migwadsangan Likbopbess created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Migwadsangan Likbopbess, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Migwadsangan Likbopbess, it will not invite you to parties.

Migwadsangan Likbopbess' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Migwadsangan Likbopbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Worship no other gods but Migwadsangan Likbopbess.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.