Cusstanfar Fabwipfag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating goat.

Cusstanfar Fabwipfag created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Cusstanfar Fabwipfag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cusstanfar Fabwipfag, he will turn you into a goat.

Cusstanfar Fabwipfag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cusstanfar Fabwipfag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed peanuts to sharks while wearing white kilts.