Natmilbag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying deer.

Natmilbag created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natmilbag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natmilbag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Natmilbag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Natmilbag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always obey Natmilbag's priests.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.