Damxingof is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, emotional deer.

Damxingof created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damxingof, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Damxingof, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Damxingof's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Damxingof's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away if four cats approach from the east.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the west.