Kamgess is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical crow.

Kamgess created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamgess, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kamgess, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kamgess' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.