Gunhomlop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless pig.

Gunhomlop created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Gunhomlop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gunhomlop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gunhomlop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gunhomlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.