Pibstippag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent jaguar.

Pibstippag created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibstippag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibstippag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pibstippag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pibstippag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Retreat if seven whales approach from the west.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.