Cepfobduttif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain finch.

Cepfobduttif created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfobduttif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cepfobduttif, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cepfobduttif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cepfobduttif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not commit murder.