Kikbogdan Begyamfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing turtle.

Kikbogdan Begyamfom created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbogdan Begyamfom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikbogdan Begyamfom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kikbogdan Begyamfom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kikbogdan Begyamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never bounce near voles.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.