Bophabsug is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing crab.

Bophabsug created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bophabsug, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bophabsug, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bophabsug's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bophabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.