Daghabkinstippark is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful giraffe.

Daghabkinstippark created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Daghabkinstippark, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Daghabkinstippark, she will turn you into a slug.

Daghabkinstippark's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Daghabkinstippark's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always stare at clouds.