Nurpibfem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient parrot.

Nurpibfem created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurpibfem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurpibfem, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nurpibfem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nurpibfem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Nurpibfem loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never jump in holy places.