Gutsating Ranyimzog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind whale.

Gutsating Ranyimzog created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutsating Ranyimzog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutsating Ranyimzog, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gutsating Ranyimzog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gutsating Ranyimzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. You must pray to Gutsating Ranyimzog three times a day.

5. Do not hurt moths.