Kentomfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-powerful ferret.

Kentomfud created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kentomfud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kentomfud, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kentomfud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kentomfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.