Sasdogjin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain slug.

Sasdogjin created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdogjin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sasdogjin, it will turn you into a duck.

Sasdogjin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sasdogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms orange.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.