Camganlun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish beaver.

Camganlun created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camganlun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Camganlun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camganlun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Camganlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Camganlun's priests.