Cusspagvab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless crow.

Cusspagvab created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusspagvab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cusspagvab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cusspagvab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cusspagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not jump in public.