Motmiggud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient hyena.

Motmiggud created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Motmiggud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motmiggud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Motmiggud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Motmiggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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