Litpaklit Ragdinkikwikhantailquagstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless mouse.

Litpaklit Ragdinkikwikhantailquagstrag created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litpaklit Ragdinkikwikhantailquagstrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litpaklit Ragdinkikwikhantailquagstrag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Litpaklit Ragdinkikwikhantailquagstrag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Litpaklit Ragdinkikwikhantailquagstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the north.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect your elders.