Yogpommab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless hamster.

Yogpommab created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpommab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogpommab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yogpommab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yogpommab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Yogpommab five times a day.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Hide from gray shrews for they are unholy.
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