Gepbestfot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous naga.

Gepbestfot created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbestfot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepbestfot, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gepbestfot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gepbestfot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Retreat if four voles approach from the east.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.
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