Genfubtin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable
ferret.
Genfubtin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Genfubtin, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Genfubtin, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Genfubtin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Genfubtin's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
4. Do not wear silicon on your body.
5. Always help seals in need.