Genfubtin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable ferret.

Genfubtin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Genfubtin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Genfubtin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Genfubtin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Genfubtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always help seals in need.