Dapsog Rullargsit Bessnadhug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless porpoise.

Dapsog Rullargsit Bessnadhug created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapsog Rullargsit Bessnadhug, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dapsog Rullargsit Bessnadhug, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dapsog Rullargsit Bessnadhug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dapsog Rullargsit Bessnadhug's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.