Pingepzag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate fox.

Pingepzag created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Pingepzag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pingepzag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pingepzag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pingepzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Pingepzag.
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