Bognanleg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking fly.

Bognanleg created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Bognanleg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bognanleg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bognanleg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bognanleg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Put Bognanleg first in all things.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never think about cell theory.
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