Benvogfub Tarmutdib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, resourceful dugong.

Benvogfub Tarmutdib created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benvogfub Tarmutdib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Benvogfub Tarmutdib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Benvogfub Tarmutdib's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Benvogfub Tarmutdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Put Benvogfub Tarmutdib first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.