Monfemzag Cadnartgam Besthun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive human.

Monfemzag Cadnartgam Besthun created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfemzag Cadnartgam Besthun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monfemzag Cadnartgam Besthun, she will remove you from existence.

Monfemzag Cadnartgam Besthun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Monfemzag Cadnartgam Besthun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never sit in the presence of rats.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.