Pagkadfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying penguin.

Pagkadfud created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagkadfud, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagkadfud, she will curse you with boils.

Pagkadfud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pagkadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Pagkadfud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.